omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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