I think i sorta joined a cult last night
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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