but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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