is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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