I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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