What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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