i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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