I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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