Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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