Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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