I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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