I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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