I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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