All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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