Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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