She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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