Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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