I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
that may or may not have been my penis.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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