You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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