Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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