Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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