There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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