Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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