is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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