She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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