that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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