Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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