I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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