so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
the day after is always just damage control
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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