Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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