I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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