he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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