Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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