Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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