Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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