Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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