Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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