Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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