Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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