so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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