week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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