Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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