dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just google imaged poop.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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