Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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