just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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