I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Randomize