Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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