i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Randomize
