four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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