When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
is it fun? or sober?
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