you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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