I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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