When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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