just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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