i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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